Jazz Hands! Originally uploaded by Espressobuzz Kate and I both performed at the Salon of Shame last Tuesday. I sang a song I wrote in 11th grade for a girl I had a crush on. I did sing this song to the girl in question, and she thought it was nice, but claims she didn’t [...]
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That Other Guy
March 20, 2008
Salon of Shame
January 9, 2008
Last night Kate and I became the first married couple to read at the Salon of Shame, a literary event where people expunge the demons and dorkiness of their childhoods by reading from their diaries. I read selections from 1984, 6th grade, about a doomed software development project that was supposed to be a gift [...]
Tee hee
December 9, 2007
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Goodbye, My Little Furry Friend
December 8, 2007
So few got to know you; even fewer understood you. And now, you are gone… forever?
Overlapping Worlds
November 20, 2007
As I was walking towards my building this morning, a woman asked me if I knew where the DSHS was (DSHS = Department of Social and Health Services). I didn’t. Rumor has it there are lots of social services in this area, but I don’t know where any of them are. However, I know the [...]
A Poem I Inadvertently Wrote Over IM
November 19, 2007
Steve says (3:23 PM): you yelled right after my browser crashed, taking down pandora with it there was a nice bit of silence filled with your grief but usually the music drowns out whatever you’re doing
Scene from Saturday’s Dinner
November 19, 2007
We walk into the restaurant foyer, where Chong is waiting. Steve: “Hi, Chong”. Chong: “HA HA HA HA HA HA H A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”. In related news, I now have a moustache.
Thirty Five
November 15, 2007
I’m 35 years old today! Also, I’m currently growing a beard — as a temporary step on the journey to a moustache. Care to voice an opinion on which style would suit me best? http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheStyles.aspx Put your vote in the comments.
Pop
November 11, 2007
My great-grandfather was John Keelty. We called him “Pop”. He had three daughters and so no one in his family carried the Keelty name until I was born and my parents named me Stephen Todd Keelty. When my great-grandfather died I (as the last of his line to carry the name “Keelty”) was given his [...]
Selling My Camera Gear
November 3, 2007
I’m parting with all my old camera equipment (it’s up on ebay right now). This is the last of the gear from my photography days at Microsoft — when I was flush with spending money and I didn’t meet a lens I didn’t like. I already went through and sold the majority of it last [...]